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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    modeled on the 2" tape box format, it's square on the outside but round n' nice inside cos not only is it the perfect, ol'skool way of lovingly transporting your new, best favourite 1's and 0 bitz n trax straight to iTunes for sharing your innermost personal and at times often embarrassing secret music tastes with Apple (which Thingamejig will happily tolerate), but it makes one fine drink coaster with which you'll be able to show off your pre-holocaust, musical treasures of yesteryear to your grand-kids when they pop round for tea...ahhh, "they don't make music like that anymore..."
    oh yes,
    includes bonus tracks and other audio goodies!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Thingamejig via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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      $15 AUD or more 


  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

      $1 AUD  or more



probably about your boss or someone's you've read about?


I Started life as a bottom feeder
down on the lower rung
I soon got cosy with the pay man
and so up I sprung
When my career prospects had all
crawled to a stop
I stole a leaf from your rule book baby
I sucked the bosse’s c*#@ YEAH!

Now i’m the CEO...

I used to make your coffee I
used to be the one you ignored
but now I chair all the meetings
coz i'm the head of the board YEAH!

Now i’m the CEO...
I’m the CE fuck’n O!

Who gives a shit I’m at large hey not me
Money can quash any charge
gotta dispel all delusions matey
Be in no doubt who’s in charge

I’m the cats meow
One with all the know how
You can whinge and moan But
Don’t forget it’s you that I own YEAH!

I’m the CEO...
I’m the man of the mo-ment!


from Thingamejig, released July 1, 2014
thanks to Melt Banana for the inspiration. Lots of sugar consumed whilst recording this one...



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